June Tanaka
June Tanaka | |
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Executive Assistant | |
![]() June Tanaka in 2034 | |
Chief of Staff of the Household Office Palatine Management LLC | |
In Office | 1 Feb 2034 - present |
Principal | Julian Kao |
CEO | Maya Manelis |
Deputy | Kelsey Shulik Taylor Benteke Madeleine Bowles Celia Wu |
Preceded by | Maya Manelis |
Succeeded by | Incumbent |
Salary | $783,810 (2034) |
Deputy Chief of Staff of the Household Office Palatine Management LLC | |
In Office | 8 Apr 2033 - 31 Jan 2034 |
Principal | Julian Kao |
CEO | Carmen Messina |
Chief of Staff | Maya Manelis |
Preceded by | TBD |
Succeeded by | Emilia Baudisch |
Executive Assistant to the Chairman Minerva Holdings | |
In Office | 1 Oct 2031 - 7 Apr 2033 |
Principal | Julian Kao CEO |
Department | Corporate Office |
Supervisor | Melanie Allard |
Preceded by | Position created |
Succeeded by | Cassidy Hansen |
Direct Reports | N/A |
Personal Information | |
Born | 3 November 2008 (age 26) Honolulu, Hawaii |
Nationality | ![]() ![]() |
Occupation | Support Staff |
Height | 166 cm (5'6") |
Breasts | 32B |
Dress Size | 4-6 |
Hair | Black |
Eyes | Black |
Education | Columbia University (BA) |
This person is a member of the executive staff of Palatine Management LLC, the single-family office of Minerva Holdings Chairman Julian Kao.
Tanaka Jun (Japanese: 田中 純, born 3 November 2008), more commonly known as June Emily Tanaka, is a Japanese-American business executive who has been serving as Chief of Staff of the Household Office at Palatine Management LLC, the single-family office of billionaire industrialist and Minerva Holdings Chairman Julian Kao, since 1 February 2034. She is the youngest person ever to be appointed to this role. Prior to this, she served as Deputy Chief of Staff (2033 - 2034) to Maya Manelis. She also previously worked as an Executive Assistant to Kao at Minerva Holdings (2031 - 2033).
Tanaka is widely regarded to be one of Kao's most trusted aides and confidantes. She is also known to have a very close relationship with Kao's second wife Hannah Hazeldon. In addition to her duties managing Kao's private household, she has also acted as his personal representative in several of his investments, most notably serving as a non-executive director of Chelsea Football Club since July 2034 and the Gramercy Park Hotel since September 2034. In addition, she was also appointed to the investment committee of Hazeldon's startup investment firm Belle Haven Ventures in April 2034.
"June is a phenomenal businesswoman with a rare combination of brilliance and amazing people skills. She is someone who is simply impossible to dislike. Although she is still very young, she has shown herself to be more than capable of being the ultimate social gatekeeper for one of the world's wealthiest and most powerful men. There is little doubt that she will soon become a force to be reckoned with in her own right."
Sébastien AllardCEO, Banque Saint-Germain
15 October 2034
Born in Hawaii to a Japanese father and a Japanese-American mother, Tanaka has both Japanese and American citizenship, and was raised in both cultures. She spent a significant part of her childhood years in Japan, and has an especially close relationship with her paternal grandmother, who is based in Okinawa.
After graduating from Columbia University in June 2030, Tanaka worked briefly for the international strategy consulting firm McKinsey & Company in New York. She has described her time at McKinsey as "formative" and "eye-opening", most notably because it showed her that there were "serious and inherent deficiencies in the traditional agent-principal relationship", and left her shocked by the "sheer amount of corporate waste created by the professional managerial class simply because of their extreme unwillingness to accept risk or accountability". She has said that her early experiences gave her the motivation to align herself with "the people who sign the checks rather than those who bill by the hour".
In March 2032, Tanaka took a vow of lifelong fidelity to Kao, and became a member of the Sorority of Julia Agrippina, a women's secret society devoted to personal service to Kao. She has described her relationship with Kao as "having a clear Dominant/submissive dynamic", and has said that while Kao himself asked her to take some time to consider the implications of joining the SJA, she found it to be an "easy decision". In March 2034, she was quoted in an interview with L'Officiel as saying: "As one of his key aides, I felt it was my duty to devote myself to him completely, mind, body and soul. I think it is a very empowering feeling - to have the constant assurance that I belong to him, and that this will never change." In May 2034, she was elected as the organizing secretary of the SJA.
From June to July 2033, Tanaka played a key role in expanding Kao's private harem, the House of Juno, increasing the number of consorts from 24 to 36. In August 2034, she announced that she was "in the exploratory stages" of further expanding the harem to 48 consorts, and that this, when completed, would be "the final expansion".
Career

Chelsea Football Club (2034 - Present)
In July 2034, Tanaka was appointed as a non-executive director of Chelsea Football Club. It was announced that she would act as owner Julian Kao's personal representative, and would assist in "general coordination and business development behind the scenes".
Following her appointment, Tanaka told ChelseaFC.com that she would "try to attend as many home games as possible". She also stated in an interview with the Evening Standard that she considered it to be her job to "properly learn about the English football culture". According to The Sun, Tanaka's appointment served to "win over many haters", ranking her #3 out of 100 in their 2034 Most Beautiful Women in Football list.
In November 2034, manager Gary Cahill described Tanaka as the team's "good luck charm", as Chelsea had won all 6 of their home games - against Liverpool, Tottenham, Manchester United, AC Milan, Brighton and Burnley - without conceding a single goal when Tanaka was in the stands.
On 14 December 2034, it was announced that Chelsea had negotiated a record sponsorship deal with Swiss watchmaker Tag Heuer worth £60 million per season. According to The Guardian's Lee Hemsworth, Tanaka played a key role in originating the deal and was "ever-present during the negotiations", which "irked" Chelsea chief executive officer Brian McCall. In response, McCall stated that Tanaka was a "formidable businesswoman and an invaluable asset to the Chelsea team", not least because she was "fully trusted by the owner" and thus able to offer a "direct line" to him.
Positions on Issues
Female Orgasms
Tanaka identifies as an Orgasm Progressive. She has stated that orgasms have a "clear and obvious" effect on the morale and emotional well-being of women, and that it should be permissible for women to have orgasms "when they have behaved in a deserving manner". She has also stated that she believes women should be allowed to ask for permission to orgasm whenever required, and does not agree that this is selfish or annoying.
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