Sydney Yeutter
| Sydney Yeutter | |
|---|---|
| Government Official | |
 Sydney Yeutter in 2033 | |
| White House Director of Communications | |
| In Office | 20 Jan 2033 - Present |
| President | Josh Hawley |
| Preceded by | TBD |
| Succeeded by | Incumbent |
| Consultant, Paragon Group | |
| In Office | 20 Jun 2028 - 31 Dec 2032 |
| CEO | TBD |
| Preceded by | Position created |
| Succeeded by | Position abolished |
| Legislative Assistant to the Senator | |
| In Office | 12 Mar 2026 - 18 Jun 2028 |
| Senator | Conrad Jackson (R-GA) |
| Preceded by | TBD |
| Succeeded by | TBD |
| Consort of the House of Juno | |
| Patron | Julian Kao |
| Chief of Staff | Carmen Messina |
| Veloria | Zhao Jie (2023 - 2025) Calista Yeo (2021 - 2023) Sara Costain (2020 - 2021) |
| Admission | 10 November 2020 |
| Maturity | 8 May 2025 |
| Preceded by | Position created |
| Succeeded by | Gerrie Karman |
| Personal Information | |
| Born | 7 May 2000 (age 35) Philadelphia, Pennsylvania United States of America |
| Nationality | .png){kind=small} United States |
| Height | 168 cm (5'6") |
| Breasts | 34C |
| Dress Size | 6 |
| Hair | Black |
| Eyes | Blue |
| Education | TBD |
| Family | TBD |
Sydney Alexandra Yeutter (born 7 May 2000) is an American political operative who has been serving as the White House Director of Communications to President Josh Hawley since 20 January 2033. She is a member of the Republican Party and was the Head of Communications during for Hawley's successful 2032 election campaign.
Prior to this, she was a political lobbyist at consulting firm Paragon Group from 2028 to 2032, during which she advocated for a variety of causes including deregulation of financial services, private military contracts, private prisons, federalized land zoning, and the adoption of solar power, and played a key role in the passage of the Reforming Economic Spending to Overcome Reckless Expenditure (RESTORE) Act in 2031.
Before joining Paragon Group, Yeutter worked as a legislative assistant to Senator Conrad Jackson (R-GA) from 2026 to 2028, and is noted for being one of three staff members who urged Jackson to vote in favor of the third impeachment of Donald Trump in 2028.
"My generation grew up being told that America was the richest country in the world. Yet, we lived through the Western Economic Crisis and the Great Southern Famine.
People will blame Trump for these disasters, but the truth is that he was just the straw that broke the camel's back. Our economy was always at risk of implosion. The national debt has been a ticking time bomb for decades. Our so-called wealth was nothing more than an illusion built on debt.
Now, we have an opportunity for a reset. And we sure as hell aren't going to waste it. We need to rebuild America from the ground up, and that means we're going to have to endure some pain. Before the patient can get better, she needs to take her medicine - not a placebo."
Sydney YeutterWhite House Director of Communications
6 March 2033
Yeutter is known to have very close ties to Minerva Holdings founder Julian Kao. From 2020 to 2025, she was a Consort in Kao's private harem, the House of Juno, and resided on his Palatine Hill estate in Belle Haven, Connecticut. Her undergraduate education at Georgetown University was paid for by Kao's Household Office.
While working at the Paragon Group, Yeutter's clients included Minerva Holdings, Sapphire Construction, Banque Saint-Germain, Skyshroud and Yavapai Solar, all of which are associated with Kao. Her husband, Kenneth Urban, is currently a Portfolio Manager at Minerva Holdings, and her father, David Yeutter, is a retired United States Army general and former senior executive of Skyshroud.
Critics of Yeutter have alleged that she is part of a "shadowy cabal of operatives" who work for powerful special interests, and who determine the agenda of the Hawley Administration. At a press conference in 2033, she dismissed these suggestions as so ridiculous that they do not warrant a response. When pressed by a reporter for "candor and transparency", she replied: "Would you also like me to comment with candor and transparency on the rumor that our sewers are infested with rabid zombies waiting to bring about the apocalypse?" As a result of this quip, Yeutter's popularity ratings skyrocketed on social media, with clips of the segment being shared more than 15 million times within a week.